Welcome gentlemen – this is your Captain speaking.
Captain Golden Knob.
Firstly, thank goodness we got rid of that dickhead from the previous ride, Crazy Mad Doc.
Pretty sure that Kiwi didn’t want to come on this trip because a fair few sheep are after him in paternity suits.
Not saying he shags sheep, but the evidence is pretty overwhelming when 30 sheep hold a rally in the centre of NZ calling themselves the “We’re Not Just Sex Objects For Crazy Mad Doc, We’re Good For Wool Too” group.
Apparently they have a Facebook group with over 12,000 members, but I couldn’t find the group ;o)
Info To Be Added
I’ll be adding the info to the site in the next few days, including the itinerary, maps, etc.
Cheers
Golden Knob
